Sean is our family best kept comedic secret.... we have started to keep track of what we are calling Seanisms... Here is a new one (though I have some old ones I'll post later):
Me: Sean did you eat that ham I put in your lunch
Sean: What's ham again?
Me: It's lunch meat... like turkey but ham.. where bacon comes from
Sean: Oh I guess I shouldn't have thrown that out....
Me: What? Why did you do that?
Sean: I thought it was dirty turkey and I wasn't going to eat it.
Yep... dirty turkey = ham